The Nightly World

The Nightly World, Your no. 1 trusted source of news - Every hour, on the hour, seven nights a week - Lawson Grapsack, Fillet Decoupage and Tudd Bewkley bring you the latest breaking news from around the globe - Now in five languages - LATEST HEADLINES: Philosopher Jacques Derrida being deconstructed in tomb - "Revolted" Tony Blair accidentally catches sight of himself bathing - Seven Dwarfs sue James Hardie in landmark asbestos case : Sneezy hopes impending death serves as warning to other miners - British scientists discover party exactly like an S-Club party - Disco Inferno finally extinguished after 30 years, hundreds of deaths - "Idol" shock as Marcia calls contestant a "toneless scrotum" - Pete Doherty: honestly, what the fuck, Kate Moss? HUH?? - Sauteed pancreas to host "new look" ARIAs